He’s the master of what?

Onani Master Kurosawa pretty much translates to “Masturbation Master Kurosawa”. Who is Kurosawa? He is Master.

You should be reading this. Click here.

Halo Fantasy VII

I found this vid and while they did a great job turning Halo into FFVII, I just realised. That FFVII was BORING. Holy crap, whoever says that JRPGs don’t evolve are wrong.

Wait… What?

Now I love Katamari Damacy so I’m interested on what those guys are going to do next. They just released this trailer. Can anyone tell me what’s going on?

김정일은 북한에 달을 가져오기 위하여 계획을 알린다

우리는 김정일에게 베스트를 바란다

Source [The Onion]

Now with 90% less panties

Xblades box art is apparently different on the ps3 than it is on the xbox 360. To be honest I really don’t know anything about this game.  I watched the trailer and deciding that I didn’t need to play it. But for some reason the 360 one looks way hotter.

Hit the jump if you can’t see the difference (cause you’re blind)

Source [はちま起稿] via [Kotaku]

Bastet, The Bastard of all the Tetrises

Think Tetris is too easy? You clearly haven’t played Bastet (short for Bastard Tetris). While the game isn’t finished and will tend to send you the same piece over and over, it’s worth playing once as a flimsy precursor to rampaging destruction.

Source [Bastet]

Yay pointless post!

This one is for you Adam.

Uber Tuber provides flying french fries

French Fries are awesome. How does one make french fries more awesome? By firing potatoes at a mesh screen to make french fries. Practicality may be more efficient, but is never as fun.

Click the Source for the video.

Source: [MAKE: Blog]

MK vs DC Fatalities are awesome

I was never good at Mortal Kombat, I’m a Street Fighter guy. But there was always one thing that made Mortal Kombat awesome: Fatalities. (Mind you i could never do them).  So enjoy all of the Fatalities (And Herioc Brutalities) from the newest MK.

Gamestop Ad continues to prove that Gamestop has no shame

This ad only reminds me how much disdain i have for gamestop.